Another Bright Idea
Earlier, having announced that he would have a boat guest for the night - me - I decided to take him to the local pub for a nice meal in exchange. I am still trying to convince him that part of a lovely meal involves sitting in the car park for an hour waiting for the AA man to arrive to get the key out of the door lock. For some reason it stuck in there. I blame Maffi - he was the one holding the key when my boot lock broke as well. Anyway, it only took an hour for the AA man to arrive, and then only another hour for him to get the key out. Then another hour for dinner to arrive and that was after we managed to get someone to take our order!)
The man is jinxt.