Thursday, August 21, 2008

Caniverous Botony

As you know the pet shop wouldn't let me keep a goldfish so I became an aquatic botanist. This was all going very well until this morning I noticed a problem with my tank. I can't even get botany right!!!

BONES HAS SNAILS.


BLAH.

20 of them so far.

No my dears, this is a tragedy and not even remotely funny.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Keith Goddard formerly a cc'er said...

Wow bonesy snails!! Woohoo i heard they are very popular in the uk as a delicacy now.It was on the news the other night or i might of been dreaming?
Have a great time in Holland (one of my favourite places).
ttfn KG Keith (now boatless and living in Kent)

11:09 PM  
Blogger WeepingCross said...

I think snails are rather splendid creatures - as opposed to slugs, which as we know are the spawn of hell!

8:24 PM  
Blogger MortimerBones said...

Hey Keith - hows it going?!

I dont think my snails look very edible... but I might find them so if any more hatch!

No weeping cross, they are not splendid, they are eyeing up my plants!!!!

10:04 PM  

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