Brown Bread

The sandwiches here are rank and I tend to avoid them. Today, however, I decided I would brave the departmental snack bar and pootled (incidentally, one can tootle, but not pootle, according to my spell checker) down for a sandwich. I eat brown bread, I do not eat white bread. The snack bar doesn't have brown bread, they have 'run out' which I think probably means they couldn't be bothered to stock it today.

I can't decide whether I am relieved at the lack of sandwich or not.