Boris

This is Boris the intrepid spider. He came to investigate and supervise my cooking. Maffi took unbridge to this clearly thinking I don't need distraction. Maffi scooped up my friend and hurled him outside. In a rather flustered rescue operation Boris ended up in the drink.
Panic stations.
Fortunately Maffi has a new torch which was able to track our friend as he was swept, dramatically, along t.e length of the boat. Maffi was deployed with a spatula to sweep up Boris from the bow. Astonishingly he, the spider, survived.
Sadly this means dinner is ruined.