one handedness and marigolds.
This one handed lark is a hoot. I have now mastered putting coal on the fire using the coal scuttle rather than the 'tweezers' I have not mastered opening a tin of tuna, that will take some time.
Noticing the huge pile of washing up stacking up, I decided it was probably time to do something about it. Unable to wash up one handed I strolled down to the co-op for some trusty marigolds. Would you believe it - they only stock SMALL ones! Gee's... I thought child labor was a thing of the past.
Noticing the huge pile of washing up stacking up, I decided it was probably time to do something about it. Unable to wash up one handed I strolled down to the co-op for some trusty marigolds. Would you believe it - they only stock SMALL ones! Gee's... I thought child labor was a thing of the past.
posted by MortimerBones at
6:59 PM
7 Comments:
You can get the gloves but finding the children is a different story.
Thanks Michael. Thanks Gary.
Anyway surely you have only slender, dainty hands as you sail the canals not dig them.
Come on Lady get them marigolds on!!
Bones, Is this not the day of Servants, for the aristocrats?
where are they?
Free2live
Mmmm rubber glove marigold at that
conjures up all kinks of possibility’s
Allan
Sorry All servants now on benefits, so don'thave to serve.
Hi Allan
Mort!! Please, no, not the tins, stay away from the tins!
You are down to one hand already, lose that one and you'll have to go to the second hand shop ;-0
Cheers
Bruce
Ah...the familiar sound of one hand clapping.....
May be familiar in your part of the world but it's seldom heard round here.
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