Long Hair

I have long hair and at the moment it feels as though a thousand mice are hanging off the end of it. Long hair and boats don't go well together AT ALL. The hair works well if it is not tied up, but then it gets caught in everything - doors, windows and my arm etc. When it is tied up all the wildlife of Christendom nest in it.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

This my friends is not in keeping with my glamorous stylish look.