Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Dear Granny and Grandpa

Dear Granny and Grandpa,
I am NORTY. I ate some books (they were a bit sour), a video (they were boring), a cushion (it was nasty looking) and some sticks but they sticks weren't sticks... apparently it was a picture frame and had one of Cousin Joanna's pictures in. I didn't eat the picture because it was pretty; I thought the sticks spoilt it. Mum doesn't agree.

As it happens I am not hungry, but in my food bowl I have 2 videos, the insides of a cushion, some bits of paper, some cardboard and a beheaded toothbrush. I will eat those later.

A toothbrush! HOW can mum be cross that I ate a toothbrush, she is ALWAYS making sure I have dental chews. As it happens I had to eat the toothbrush, it was self defense.

Mum hasn't shouted, or hit me, or done anything nasty but she is ignoring me. I HATE being ignored.

Can I come and eat your house visit you instead?



Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh norty boots, get mum packing up all your things- bowl and food ,and lead, and we will look after you untill you know how to behave


2:13 PM  

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