What is a house like?

There are a few things I have noticed about living in a house for the week.

Firstly: the fabric is not under attack from the wildlife. Land birds are far more civilised and instead of tapping on the side of the boat, or the windows, they feed from a feeder.

Secondly: things stay on shelves

thridly: cold water takes ages to become cold

fourthly: Baths are delicious (as is a constant supply of hot water).

Fifthly: The walls are a long way away.