Do I look Amused?!
Am I amused NO. I have ripped my trousers and have two bleeding knuckles (albeit on different fingers), I stink of Diesel and have oil in my hair, I also have a sore neck and am in foul humour.
This I am sure you will agree is exactly the sort of condition any host should be in when looking forward to an evening with some friends (and I am cooking!). I hope they don't breath wrong else the dragon within me will be unleashed.