As you know the pet shop wouldn't let me keep a goldfish so I became an aquatic botanist. This was all going very well until this morning I noticed a problem with my tank. I can't even get botany right!!!
BONES HAS SNAILS.

BLAH.
20 of them so far.
No my dears, this is a tragedy and not even remotely funny.
Wow bonesy snails!! Woohoo i heard they are very popular in the uk as a delicacy now.It was on the news the other night or i might of been dreaming?
ReplyDeleteHave a great time in Holland (one of my favourite places).
ttfn KG Keith (now boatless and living in Kent)
I think snails are rather splendid creatures - as opposed to slugs, which as we know are the spawn of hell!
ReplyDeleteHey Keith - hows it going?!
ReplyDeleteI dont think my snails look very edible... but I might find them so if any more hatch!
No weeping cross, they are not splendid, they are eyeing up my plants!!!!